San Antonio Express Can’t Give It Away

The San Antonio Express decided to hide a wooden Easter egg somewhere in town and give the lucky finder a new Jeep. Except the egg is gone from its hiding place and no one has claimed the prize. Since April 15, they published a series of clues about the hiding place, and now they are fully disclosing the location and begging the winner to claim their prize, but apparently this contest has come apart faster than a Jeeper Wrangler. Today’s paper features a 500 word article listing a slew of theories on why no winner has come forward, but conspicuously absent from that list is the possibility that no one reads their paper.

Did you find the egg? We have keys to your Jeep [San Antonio Express]
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