Catholic Church Says, “Limbo? Our Bad.”

29 May 2007, 5:00 PM. By Cindy Casares

Good news: The Catholic Church has decided that limbo, the special place in hell just for unbaptized babies, doesn’t exist! Apparently it was never part of church doctrine, but was taught to Catholics well into the 20th century. Oops. Oh well, what’s 500 years of baptismal fees and generational guilt? At least we all got to wear those fierce dresses!