Take a break from playing Snood to learn the plight of your brothers and sisters. We know it’s confusing, but Wonkette has a nice breakdown for those of us who hate to read the paper:

The most popular plan in the House for dealing with all the Mexicans is to send them back to Mexico right now. One of the more popular (but contentious) plans in the Senate is to let them continue to bus dishes for a little while, and then send them back to Mexico. It’s an important distinction.

The Immigration Bill: What the Hell? [Wonkette]