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A Post Like This Comes Along Once In A Lifetime: Miss USA Gets Booed In Mexico, Mentions Oprah, Falls On Her Ass, Dresses Like Elvis, All While Mario Lopez Pretends To Like Girls

See what happens when we don’t watch the Miss Universe pageant? We miss out on eeeeverything. In the above video, Miss USA Rachel Smith trips on her dress and falls smack on her bottom on live television. Below she wears Elvis drag for her traditional American costume. (Click on the image for a larger view.) Works for us!

After the link, watch as she gets booed by the Mexican crowd (politics? or the ass falling thing?) and hosts Jessica Alba and Mario Lopez, caught between two worlds, paint on their happiest Uncle Tomás smiles all the while pretending Mario isn’t the biggest queen on the stage. It’s fun for the whole family.