It’s the end of the greatest day in the history of the world—iPhone day—and we at Guanabee are happily snuggling up to our new iPhones thanks to our good friend Juan Manuel who agreed to stand in line for...

When we heard that the government of Mexico is very publicly cracking down on the ethics of their federal police, we had to laugh. After all, everyone knows the only bigger crooks than the Mexican cops are the Mexican...

We never talk about she whose name shall not be uttered (mainly cuz she’s not Latin, but whatevs, we still appear respectable), but MSNBC producers try to make their anchors lead the news with stories of Paris Hilton. Even...

Everybody who’s Latin showed up for Gloria Estefan’s new video No Llores and, yet, it’s still boring as fuck. We thought Cuban music was supposed to make you shake yer ass. Also, how is it that Carlos Santana’s guitar...

A 76 year-old woman in Utah named Laura Stevens has been banned from a bus station for giving family planning “advice” to Hispanic mothers of large families. “She’s been making comments to some of the Hispanic passengers that they...

Okay, it’s officially iDay and everyone’s quit their jobs to go stand in line at the Apple store. But for those few people who are still at work, (and those of you waiting in line with your laptops), this...

Summer’s here and it’s time for outdoor, world music concerts and White people with dreadlocks. In anticipation, the New York Times features a cutting edge trendpiece that reads like a political primer for middle-American retards: This summer, world music...

Proving our theory that Castro and his cohorts belong in Source magazine, the kids from Bochinche TV strike again with breaking news on Jay-Z/Roc La Familia’s latest artist: Fidel Castro. Apparently he plans to drop an album on us...

We don’t mean to get all political around here, but it seems to be a slow news day for the important stuff like Noelia’s chocha. All we keep finding on the news reader are stories about this “dead” Senate...

Fidel Castro and George Bush are more annoying than a couple of backbiting bitches feuding through the pages of Source magazine. Don’t they have anything better to do than subject us to their obsessive threat hurling and rumormongering in...

Just when we thought we could call it a day, the kids at Gawker publish a word we’ve never seen on their pages before: Mexican. It seems they have beef with the recent addition of Gustavo Arellano’s “¡Ask A...

Guanabee’s first query comes from a tipster who was inspired by a recent post: Which up-and-coming Latin hunk does a seamless job of ‘transforming’ into a straight dude for his TV and movie roles? The not-quite-leading man was spotted...

Puerto Rican actor Amaury Nolasco got light and fluffy coverage today in Hispanic Business to pat him on the back for a role in next week’s cinematic juggernaut Transformers. Based on what we gather from the article, he plays...

We could have predicted it. In fact, we did. This week’s Manu Chau show in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park was a hostile pit of misguided testosterone and outdated dreds: This one salon dread poked this other Mexican kid in his...

And you thought your freshly-arrived cousin had it rough working at a laundromat where the boss doesn’t understand her. Take a glimpse into the life of high school baseball prospect Geikel Conyedo, who arrived in New Jersey six months...

Under the radar, on top of your world: people you should know about. If you haven’t heard of Carlos Slim Helú, odds are you don’t take our brown brother to the south seriously when it comes to business. Slim...

This Puerto Rican broad, Noelia, who we never heard of until she splashed her hoo-hoo all over the internet, is back in the news. This time it’s her grandmother stirring up the shit by saying she was abused as...

Look closely at this image of Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Connelly. (Not that closely.) Who happens to be following the brunette beauty, but a standard-issue Manhattan delivery guy? Way to make the shot, güey. Connelly volunteered to appear with her...

To downplay tomorrow’s release of “Sicko”, the latest Michael Moore documentary that shits on the expensive American health care system while glorifying those of other countries, we present you with the above bio of cheap health care champion Doctor...

In case you missed it, hip-hop magazine turned TV production crew Ego Trip took one hour of last night’s VH1 programming block to regale us with “TV’s Illest Minority Moments”. What was essentially a retrospective look at a clusterfuck...

As if we needed any further proof that Carlos Mencia’s career is the result of a pact with the devil, last week the world ad community—Satan’s messengers on earth—officially gave him their seal of approval. A recent spot he...

It’s the dirty little secret all upwardly mobile Hispanics try to hide. During the big job interview or at an appearance before the co-op board, we pray no one knows—or at the very least remembers—that in Peru the people...

• Recast “I Love Lucy” with a modern day celeb and win a t-shirt. Yeah, that’s totally worth your time. [BuzzSugar] • The Spice Girls are threatening to get back together. Post-Blair England is a scary place. [BBC News]...

President of the Human Rights’ Foundation Thor Halvorssen has finally reacted to Cameron Díaz’s recent fashion faux pas in Peru, where she carried a bag bearing the most famous quote of Mao Zedong in a country that lost 70,000...

We are sad to hear of the passing of fashion icon Liz Claiborne yesterday at the age of 78. She will be most remembered for the accessible styles she created to outfit the rising corporate women of the 1970’s...

We’d like to take this opportunity to point out, on the eve of the launch of Paula Abdul’s new reality show, “Hey Paula,” that she may or may not be Latin. We’re not sure. According to Wikipedia, her parents...

Now we know why we haven’t heard anything from Miami since we got this party started. They are too busy dancing with Rahim in IT. Ad Rants today calls Latino culture site Batanga’s opening party for an interactive advertising...

Whether it entices you or infuriates you, we think the above clip was made with the best of intentions. Ícaro Airlines has stepped up its in-flight entertainment by hiring lingerie models to sashey up and down the aisles. Though...

Well, we double-dog dared you to produce footage from Noelia’s much-blogged about sex tape and you didn’t let us down. We can now say with confidence that the rumor is true. The tattoo has been positively identified and so,...

The Toys “R” Us in a small Washington town is reeling now that the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission has sued it for allegedly mistreating sales associate Gregorio Martínez. The suit claims Martínez was passed on for promotions in...

The county of L.A. has announced plans to launch an in-your-grill ad campaign about getting yourself tested after getting down. It’s even going to be bilingual! (Apparently, Latinas are among the groups most affected by a recent increase in...

Less than a week has passed since word got out about the rumored sex tape featuring Puerto Rican pop tart Noelia and her ex-boyfriend hittin’ the skins. The only claim for the existence of this video is a single...

We know we should be up on this stuff, but if real Americans can’t be bothered to understand our legislative system, why should those of us who only live here because Davy Crockett didn’t kill our grandfathers have to...

• Christina Aguilera’s voluptuous, possibly-milk-engorged, Latina boobs overtake China. [TMZ] • Taco Bell reminds us of the ugly girl in high school who uses her dad’s credit cards to buy popular friends she secretly thinks are bitches. [TMZ] •...

Corruption in the Mexican police force is just like Diddy’s favorite tag line: can’t stop, won’t stop, it’s bad boys for life! Which is why we were hardly encouraged when the higher-ups in Mexico booted a total 284 top...

Ever wonder what American Apparel means by “sweatshop free”? Check out this video of Dov Charney’s hipster t-shirt machine staying well greased. Who knew sewing for degenerate trustfunders could be so much fun? American Apparel Staff Stretches [YouTube] Earlier:...

We’ve documented how he’s made friends with Danny Glover and smelled sulfur where there wasn’t any, then four-wheeled throughout his country while singing the praises of Clint Eastwood movies. Now, witness the height of craziness reached by the world’s...

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced his idea for raising poor test scores among Latino students to a group of Latino journalists at the National Hispanic Media Conference in San Jose . The Fresno Bee explains: It’s not by studying...

The Center for Disease Control has released findings that, percentage-wise, there are more virgins among Mexican-Americans adults than among any other people. That’s 12% of Chicanos between the ages of 20 and 59 who’ve never played hide the burrito,...

We’re hearing rumors that two dudes were already lined up at a Manhattan Apple Store yesterday to get their hands on this decade’s Messiah, the new iPhone, which comes out Friday. We personally want one, but are going to...

Define irony: A hugely famous Colombian entertainer from the town of Medellín—made synonymous with the legendary drug cartel ruled by supreme coke-slanger Pablo Escobar—wants to weaken the stranglehold that cocaine traffickers have on his native land. Ask Latin pop...

A senior graduating from a Newark, NJ high school tomorrow is outraged that a photo of him and his boyfriend kissing was blacked out entirely in the class of 2007’s yearbook. The 18 year-old Andre Jackson (left) took the...

We’re feeling a little left out as the news of Tiger Woods new baby girl, Sam, fills the webosphere. Her heritage reads like a UN council meeting that forgot to invite to Spain: Her Swedish mommy adds an extra...

When fat, alcoholic Irishmen go on an illegal immigrant’s radio show to belt Mexican songs, we’re not sure it’s helping the immigrant cause. But it does make for great blogging! And whichever side of the debate you’re on, there’s...

We know that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have a love that is so pure they’d never tarnish it with something unseemly. After all, they’ve been the model of good taste so far. That’s why we’re sure the rumor...

If you are a Hispanic, hetero male and like to think of yourself as a backpacker when you’re not at your day job, you probably love a man the kids call Manu Chao. We personally don’t get our kicks...

Our continuing coverage of Fidel Castro’s health is one more way Guanabee is committed to the issues that matter to you. Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro released an essay to the press yesterday that accuses President George Bush of ordering...

Don’t be alarmed by the above spectacle. Submitted for your viewing consideration, it’s just one example of videos dedicated to the Brazilian dance trend called ‘Funk da Cueca’. While it doesn’t translate into “a bunch of shirtless boys shaking...

Metroblogging Miami is calling for ten bloggers who can post up to three times a week about Miami. We’re spreading the word because, frankly, nothing interesting ever comes out of there and, believe us, we look. There must be...

You hear that? It’s the sound of publishers hopping onto the Mexican gravy train with tortilla wheels; they’ve decided to take the leap now that all this immigration brouhaha is reaching unheard-of proportions in media coverage. In what we...