We couldn’t help noticing the mysterious and strapping young man glued to Cameron Diaz’s side in every paparazzi photo of her recent Peruvian Handbaggate. Originally reported as “unidentified man” by Reuters on June 19th, he has since been identified by the press as MTV Canada VJ Sol Guy. (So, still “unidentified man” to us.) But what we want to know is why he appears so chummy with our Cameron. And further, why the Canadian Globe and Mail reports that she was in Peru to shoot a Canadian TV production called 4 REAL (for real?) that focuses on young community leaders around the world. We found it listed on IMDB as Guy’s very first production project. What in the world, we wonder, could motivate a huge, American star to work on a tiny Canadian TV project? Besides, of course, the chon? And if she is, in fact, schtupping a Canadian there is a far worse national offense going on here than that whole faux commie thing.

Cameron Diaz apologizes to Peruvians [Globe and Mail]
Earlier: Someone Needs To Tell Peru That Communism Is So Hot Right Now
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