As Promised, Manu Chao Dropped A Time Bomb Of 1990's Dorktitude On Brooklyn

We could have predicted it. In fact, we did. This week’s Manu Chau show in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park was a hostile pit of misguided testosterone and outdated dreds:

This one salon dread poked this other Mexican kid in his eye. The retaliation was a jump kick to the kid’s neck. Ouch. This other kid elbowed me in the back then proceeded to grab my leg to flip me! I had to get medieval on him and kick him in his stomach, although I was really aiming for down below. Desperate times call for desperate measures. All the while the love song played in the background. Shout out to Lil Alex and Toofly for their commie courage and the big dude who held them together when the onslaught began.

What he fails to mention is that these kids were an average age of 30. We’ll be over here at our desks, quietly snickering for the rest of the day. Manu moshpit [SiTV Blogs] Earlier: Manu Chao: The Man Who Makes Straight Boys Dance