Remember this animation? Hailed as the ‘Puerto Rican Barney’ in some circles, the purple abomination above doesn’t bear any real resemblance to that annoying dinosaur our cousins used to watch incessantly. But at least he isn’t afraid to drop some serious vocals onto a canned reggaetón beat. Or pantomime moves that automatically disqualify him from wholesome viewing for the kids. While we’re at it, we might as well point out how the hippo’s ‘pants’ are better suited for the sumo ring than a music video.