To downplay tomorrow’s release of “Sicko”, the latest Michael Moore documentary that shits on the expensive American health care system while glorifying those of other countries, we present you with the above bio of cheap health care champion Doctor Nick Riviera—the only Latino character to ever grace legendary animated series The Simpsons. For years, Dr. Riviera has made Hispanic quacks proud by undercutting the competition with second-hand equipment, discounted medical training from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, and only a few run-ins with malpractice. Take that, Miguelito! ‘Cause if through-the-roof medical expenses are a problem in this country, then Springfield’s bargain bin surgeon is the solution.

Dr. Nick Riviera Bio [YouTube]
Earlier, Michael Moore’s New Movie Sees Cuban Healthcare System Through Rosy Lenses