Fidel Castro Deathwatch: Castro Says Bush Ordered His Death. Like That’s Anything To Worry About.

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Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro released an essay to the press yesterday that accuses President George Bush of ordering his assassination. According to the Associated Press, however, he never really provides any proof in his “rambling” piece. Which is appropriate because Bush’s death warrants are about as effective. (See: Osama Bin Laden.)

Castro Claims Bush Authorized His Death [CBS 11]