Proving our theory that Castro and his cohorts belong in Source magazine, the kids from Bochinche TV strike again with breaking news on Jay-Z/Roc La Familia’s latest artist: Fidel Castro. Apparently he plans to drop an album on us soon. Some of our favorite tracks listed in the article include:

1. Te corto los huevos
2. My way or the Guillotine
3. You want Beef, Go to the end of the line.
4. Keep rolling them Trees
5. To die or not to die, dat’s the question.
9. Me, Myself and Hugo Chavez
11. I’m still standing! Well not really!

Hope they don’t embargo that shit off iTunes.

Jay Z signs Fidel Castro to ROC LA FAMILIA [SiTV Blogs]