We never talk about she whose name shall not be uttered (mainly cuz she’s not Latin, but whatevs, we still appear respectable), but MSNBC producers try to make their anchors lead the news with stories of Paris Hilton. Even when there’s a war on. Not for Mika Brzezinski, though! This morning she tried to burn a news script featuring a Paris Hilton story, but the forces of darkness stepped in to prevent her lighter from working. So she ripped it up instead. We’re sure she’s being fired shortly. Hang in there, buddy.