Fun With ‘Babelfish’: Hollywood Blog Tries To Shed Light On Noelia’s Sex Tape
21 June 2007, 2:40 PM. By Carlos Posas
People have used piss-poor online translation program Babelfish for a number of things (coming up with presidential campaign slogans, for example), but never before have we seen it used to help a gossip blogger explain the breaking scandal behind a Puerto Rican pop tart’s sex tape. That’s exactly what Freddy of Gone Hollywood did today to share the juice of an amateur porno that singer Noelia made with her ex-boyfriend. He offers his confused readers an explanation:
The Spanish language blogs have more, probably because not many English speakers have heard of Noelia. In the spirit of international goodwill, I’m running them through Babelfish’s to provide a rough English translation of the posts.
We speak Spanish and have never heard of her, either! Nevertheless, enjoy some highlights from the translations–apparently ‘the spirit of international goodwill’ is contagious:
From Noelia’s current manager and fiancé, who blames her father for the leak:
it gives much shame Us that they want to make fun of of Noelia. The one of the video surely was distributed by its ex- fiancè or his padrastro
From Lossip:
Noelia is added to the list of famous like Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson and the Mexican Michelle Vieth that caused scandals when allowing to be filmed while they maintained sexual relations.
POSPOST explains why it won’t post the tape:
As the lawyers have affirmed that they will make denunciation against all that that spreads to the video porno - since apparently it is a robbed material and we do not want to put in posteamos problems not it.
Phew, that was a mouthful. For the all-English report of this scandal that does (in fact) appear on a Spanish blog, click here then here.
Noelia Sex Tape [Gone Hollywood]
Image [Latin Gossip]
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BULLSHIT… NOELIA DOESNT SELL SHIT… PUBLICITY STUNT!
got the full tape http://jairusotieno.blogspot.com/2007/06/noelia-sex-tape.html
hey, i dont speak spanish but with multiple sources and a good understanding of ENGLISH you can do a decent translation sez me, waiting to get flamed…
Whiteboy tries to translate Noelia
Felicidades Noelia, te ves muy bien y como desearia ser el del video, para gozrte y hacerte gozar, un beso.
me parece que eres una mujer muy inmunda , puta , perra, bitch,slut date a respetar perra para que te respetan, aunque como que ya te habian dado por ese culo hasta decir ya no mas no?
eres una verguenza para el sexo femenino, puerca, pichona.
me parece que eres una mujer muy inmunda , puta , perra, bitch,slut date a respetar perra para que te respetan, aunque como que ya te habian dado por ese culo hasta decir ya no mas no?
eres una verguenza para el sexo femenino, puerca, pichona.
damn u are a fucking hoe!!!! i used 2 love ur songs n shit but now damn thats nasty!!
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