Latina? You, Too, Have A Shot At Becoming America’s Next Top Tool.

The latest winner of America’s Next Top Model, Jaslene Gonzalez, attributes her success to her Latino roots–just like Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez. A recent fluff piece done on her by Tempo, the proud Latino weekly from the New Post, proves that all Puerto Ricans can one day become Tyra Banks’ cash cow. You know the drill: she won cuz she ’spicy and everything.’ In one fell swoop, Gonzalez paints a rosy picture of the community she owes it all to and glorifies the shallowness of every other aspiring brown airhead:

It’s beautiful, my God, you have your beauty shops and barber shops and you know how you see J. Lo in the “Jenny From the Block” video, it’s like that.

Really? Oh, my God, that’s fucking amazing!

Top Model coach Miss Jay apparently gave Gonzales the moniker ‘cha-cha diva’. With enough practice, you, too, can become a cha-cha diva.

‘AMERICAN’ BEAUTY [NYPost Tempo]
Image [Victoria Will / NYPost Tempo]
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