‘Latino Gossip’ Perpetrates Latina-On-Latina Hating…Poorly

Far be it from us to judge a website for cracking jokes about high-profile Latinas, but for the love of Blog, at least make sure those jokes are funny. And tasteful. The twits at Latino Gossip fail on both fronts with today’s post on the Salma Hayek image to the right:

A giant watermelon made its way on the red carpet. OK, we’re JUST KIDDING. Salma Hayek looked her big beautiful self on the red carpet of some fufu event. OK, one more joke…at first we thought it was Shrek.

Our take on the same photo? The unborn heir to the Gucci and Yves Saint-Laurent fortune made an appearance on the red carpet last night, wearing a womb by Salma Hayek…who wore the lil’ green number to the right. Hayek has her French fianceé, the CEO of luxury goods firm PPR, to thank for her current state–many months after that lucky bastard sperminated her.

Salma Goes Green On The Red [LatinGossip.com]
Image [The Grosby Group]
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