Mayor Of L.A. Unable To Keep It In His Pants

L.A. Mayor and MAP posterboy Antonio Villaraigosa is leaving his wife after 20 years of marriage. He now joins his two predecessors as men who came into office happily married and after a couple of years called it splitsville due to ’stress on the job’ as stated by the Los Angeles Daily News. Sounds like he released that pressure using a crop and handcuffs on someone else other than his wife.

Villaraigosa first caught our eye when he grazed the cover of Time magazine a couple years ago after winning the elections. He was so promising: smart, charismatic, ambitious, driven. We are not surprised, just disappointed at the lame excuse.

Splitsville: Villaraigosa Spins his Wrecked Marriage [LA Weekly]
Earlier: Latino man cheats on wife. In other news: Bear shits in woods. Pope announces he’s Catholic.