A recent demonstration on the Capitol steps left people in San Juan absolutely spent. Pushing an anti-gay marriage / anti-reproductive rights agenda, conservative Puerto Rican politicians had a group of kids perform a symbolic ballet while dressed up as multi-colored sperm. The message they wanted to send? “These sperm would die if we were to let homos marry and women abort.” The message we got? Dancing ejaculate is hilarious.

Photo of the day: Sperm dance against gay marriage, abortion [Blabbeando]
Image [Tonito Zayas / El Nuevo Día]