Shocking Revelations: Michelle Rodriguez Is NOT Gay

Yesterday, in haste, (it was a slow news day), we posted a story about Michelle Rodriguez appearing on the May cover of Curve, a lesbian magazine none of us has ever actually seen in person. According to our source, (pinche Perez), Rodriguez announces she’s a lesbian in the issue. But today we’ve discovered that Rodriguez actually never says she’s gay in the magazine. This didn’t stop the rumor from traveling across the internet, though–proving no one else has ever actually read Curve, either. Rodriguez posted a letter on her website saying she is not gay and had no prior knowledge that Curve planned to use her image to sell magazines. Although her explanation leaves us a little skeptical:

If I were Ellen I may get away with: ‘ The I’m Gay’ level of exposure, but I’m not a comedian, I like men…I’ve only bin (sic) in this business for 7 years not 20. Years of recognition can give a person lots (sic) of leverage especially if you have many years of positive recognition under your belt.

That was a denial, right? There are 955 more words of her pussyfooting (and bad grammar) at this link if you should be so inclined. We apologize for jumping the gun on this one and look forward to future news involving the very heterosexual Rodriguez.

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