Tiger Woods’ Baby: We’re Pretty Sure She’s Not Hispanic

We’re feeling a little left out as the news of Tiger Woods new baby girl, Sam, fills the webosphere. Her heritage reads like a UN council meeting that forgot to invite to Spain:

Her Swedish mommy adds an extra layer to her papa’s already far-flung heritage. He’s one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African-American, one-eighth American Indian and one-eighth Dutch, and has always referred to himself as “Cablinasian.”

Oh well. Tiger does live in Florida. Perhaps a couple of decades from now some Cuban will sweep her off her feet and Tigers’ grandchild will join the raza.

A Babe In The Woods Family [New York Post via Gawker]