Okay, it’s officially iDay and everyone’s quit their jobs to go stand in line at the Apple store. But for those few people who are still at work, (and those of you waiting in line with your laptops), this little nugget just landed in our inbox. Clearly someone’s trying to recreate some 1984 magic. Did they succeed? Meh. But one things for sure, Steve Jobs is now ballsy enough to admit he thinks you’re all a bunch of illiterate apes.

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