• Recast “I Love Lucy” with a modern day celeb and win a t-shirt. Yeah, that’s totally worth your time. [BuzzSugar]
• The Spice Girls are threatening to get back together. Post-Blair England is a scary place. [BBC News]
• If the world were a high school, America would totally be a Heather. [Washington Post]
• John Stamos gives a strange interview in Australia. As far we’re concerned, he’s a poor man’s Danny Devito. [YouTube]
• Speaking of high schools, they’re joining the long list of people who don’t care that you’re a valedictorian. [USA Today]
• Depressing news for people on anti-depressants: It might hurt the baby. But anti-depressants take away your sex drive, so fuck it. Or don’t fuck it. You know what we mean. [Forbes]
• A ten minute video from Robert Rodriguez on how to make breakfast tacos. If only he put that much thought into his other movies. [Austinist]