• Christina Aguilera’s voluptuous, possibly-milk-engorged, Latina boobs overtake China. [TMZ]
• Taco Bell reminds us of the ugly girl in high school who uses her dad’s credit cards to buy popular friends she secretly thinks are bitches. [TMZ]
• “i google myself,” is a new play about a guy who finds out, through an internet search, that his name is shared by a porn star. Once in every lifetime, a classic comes along that defines a generation. [New York Times]
• We’re already sick of the iPhone and it’s not even here yet. [NY Times & NPR & every, damn, body, else]
• Adorable White blogger is surprised when porn stars get all the attention at a Mexican restaurant. [LAist]
• But you know the tacos are good when you can withstand the tranny hookers.
[DJ AnthonyValadez’s SiTV Blog]