Watchando: Sometimes With Our Peeenis

• Sketch-based cartoon Robot Chicken introduces Señor Clean, who pays a visit to one clueless stay-at-home dad. Preemptive Happy Father’s Day to all!
• Behold as local celebrity Ben Singer, pharmacist and co-founder of mini-chain Farmacia Remedios, woos the women of the Bay Area. [San Jose Mercury News / Google Video]
• Attorney General Alberto “Cabana Al” Gonzales recovers his senses and returns to his true calling as pool salesman. [The Onion]
• One’s the newly separated mayor of L.A., and the other’s a recently jailed hotel heiress. We hear wedding bells! Remember the picture they took at this year’s Grammies? [LAObserved]
• Author Sandra Cisneros contemplates La Virgen de Guadalupe’s hairy bush. [ElenaMary]
• Italian authorities nabbed a Russian ninja who had been robbing people at knife point. We knew our doorman Vladimir would turn up eventually! [BBC News]