It’s the end of the greatest day in the history of the world—iPhone day—and we at Guanabee are happily snuggling up to our new iPhones thanks to our good friend Juan Manuel who agreed to stand in line for us at the Apple store all day. Even though the press reported that the average mercenary charged an average of $250/day to wait in line, we knew exactly where to score the cheapest help in town. And it comes from way down south.