Why Don’t Bush And Castro Just Fuck And Get It Over With Already?

Fidel Castro and George Bush are more annoying than a couple of backbiting bitches feuding through the pages of Source magazine. Don’t they have anything better to do than subject us to their obsessive threat hurling and rumormongering in the press? Isn’t there a war on or something? A sale at Liquor Barn? First Castro’s writing rambling essays about how Bush has a death warrant out on him without providing any facts to substantiate the claim. Now Bush is very audibly wishing for God to strike Castro down. (That’s the kind of brilliant military strategy that’s gotten us where we are in Iraq.) We’d just as soon put them both on a raft and push them out to sea if we weren’t afraid they’d ban together and form some sort of mutant superpower in the Florida Keys. What’s it going to take to get some leaders in this world who aren’t batshit crazy? It’s like listening to Mick and Keith during the mid-80’s. God help us. Look! Now they’ve got us doing it.

Bush wishes Cuba’s Castro would disappear [Reuters]
Earlier: Fidel Castro Deathwatch: Castro Says Bush Ordered His Death. Like That’s Anything To Worry About.