A Member Of Fat Joe’s Terror Squad Terrorizes Her Best Friend With Gunshot Wounds

The ‘first lady’ of Fat Joe’s Terror Squad, Remy ma, has plead not guilty to attempted murder after allegedly shooting a best friend of hers twice in the gut. The victim says Ma shot her in her car after accusing her of stealing $3000 from Remy’s purse at a birthday party this weekend. (Which is why friends don’t let friends drink and pack heat.) Remy’s people seem to think playing dumb will convince the prosecution she’s innocent:

The manager, who identified himself as Big Joe of New Era Management, defended the Bronx bad girl. “I don’t see her as the kind of person who would shoot someone,” he said. “Remy doesn’t carry a gun.”

Sure she doesn’t, especially since the catchiest lyrics she recorded with Fat Joe on his 2004 monster hit “Lean Back” go a little something like this:

We gangstas, and gangstas don’t dance to boogies, so never mind how we got here with burners and hoodies.
Listen: we don’t pay admission,
And bouncers don’t check us,
And we walk around the metal detectors.

We totally think those burners are the kind that cook things, and that bypassing metal detectors is just something the cool kids do. Then again, we spent the early ’90s listening to more Emmanuel than Eazy-E, so our rap-speak isn’t the sharpest.

Friend stunned after argument with rapper over missing money leads to gunfire [NY Daily News]
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