Embedded here by popular demand, the above clip was shot and narrated by Huffington Post media crusader Max Blumenthal at this year’s College Republicans Convention. It’s the video that features disgraced former Congressman Tom DeLay delivering that soundbite about aborted fetuses and illegal immigrants we transcribed for you earlier. Some highlights from the nearly 8 minute romp through Republiland:

• At 2:27 a plague of physical ailments sweeps through the ranks of College Republicans all of a sudden, giving them believable excuses to not fight in a war they so intensely support.
• After that, at 3:37, the camera pans over a table piled with bumper stickers inspired by right-wing frat boys. (Our nominee for wittiest? “SAVE A TREE, EAT A BEAVER.”)
• At 3:45, DeLay takes the podium to ponder the connection between dead babies and the scourge of undocumented laborers in this country.

• At 4:07 a high school aged convention-goer argues that God didn’t create us to be gay, prompting her classmate to rabidly defend the fact he’s accepted and suppressed his own bi-curiosity. He’s stamped “Officially Not Gay” for his efforts.

It concludes with Blumenthal being kicked out on suspicion of colluding with the liberal media; he pulls away from the convention in his old Camry that sports a bumper sticker saying “DRAFT COLLEGE REPUBLICANS.” Creedence Clearwater Revival’s anti-war staple “Fortunate Son” plays as he rides into the sunset. (Much too campy for our tastes, but thanks, anyway.)
[Props to commenter sara for throwing us a bone!]

Earlier, Crooked Former Congressman Solves Illegal Immigration: Resurrect Aborted Fetuses To Do Manual Labor