Eva Longoria’s Wedding Cake: The Tackiest Two Million Can Buy

Remember how Eva Longoria and Mr. Eva Longoria accepted two million dollars from OK Magazine in exchange for their exclusive wedding photos that no one cares about? We were wondering just how much class $2 million can buy, which is why we were tickled to find the custom cake toppers at left on Latin Gossip. It seems Eva wants everyone to know just how big her Tony is. After the jump gaze upon the red cake.

We can’t wait to see what they do at their next weddings. Congrats, you two.

Do You Like Eva’s Cake? [Latin Gossip]
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