Everyday Latinos Overheard To Consider Cleanliness Next To Godliness

After indulging us last week with a double- whammy of Latino dialogue, Overheard In New York seems to have taken that whole ’spicy’ thing seriously. (Overcompensating much?) This round’s submissions are all about cleansing; the first one concerns itself with the internal variety:

Big Hispanic queer: … So he says, ‘So, don’t you feel cleaner?’ I says, ‘Man, I feel cleaner, but what about the 20 pounds I’m supposed to lose?’

Little Hispanic queer: I thought you were supposed to lose mad weight when you got your colon cleaned.

–Prince & Broadway

The second one, more concerned with keeping things kosher on the outside, follows the jump.

Puerto Rican thug #1: Man, you gotta wash yo’ hands before you touch yo’ dick, man. You don’t know what’s on ‘em. Don King said that.

Puerto Rican thug #2: True that. Yo… Don King said that?

Puerto Rican thug #1: Yeah, with the hair.

–Restroom, Sony Wonder Lab, Madison Ave

We get the feeling a major label reggaetón hit was produced out that day.

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Earlier, Everyday Latinos Overhead To Be Religious, Witty