Guanabee Commenter Shout Out: Like A Hug From Your Creepy Tío

Hey commenters! Think no one’s looking at you? Think again. We’re rewarding our best commenters with their own commenter shout out. So brush up on your skeels cuz you could be next. Unless you’re Bosrican. In which case, you’re now! That’s right, our featured commenter today is Bosrican. We’re guessing by the name, Bosrican is a Puerto Rican who hails from Boston. (Clever, clever.) Some highlights from Bosrican’s Guanabee commenter repetoire after the jump:

Re: Jessica Alba Opens Mouth, Offends Latino Media

How do you say pendeja in English? She’s distancing herself from her heritage because she assumes being Latina is not bankable, or “in” in Hollywood. As soon as an opportunity arises where her heritage can be used to bring some money and exposure (see Jennifer Lopez and Selena), she’ll be more Mexican than Maria Felix and Cantinflas rolled into a tortilla.

Re: Our First Blind Item! At Least One Person On This Page Is Gay

I’m yet to meet a Latino in Hollywood who’s not at least 48% masca-pillow.

Re: You Might Want To Turn Gay For Julio Monte Negro

Jeez, even my Dell computer turned gay after playing this.

Re: Mexican Wrestling Is The New Gay

This is the best thing I’ve seen come out of Mexico since Telenovelized tetas.

We took a gander at Bosrican’s website and, in addition to adding to the fun over here, he finds time to design some pretty rad cufflinks, most of which seem to be named after rock stars. We’re partial to the Costello ourselves, but we’re eighties like that. So check it out and decide for yourself. Okay, we can’t sustain this sucking up any longer. Back to sarcasm. Phew.