Hide Your Daughters (And Your Sons): Marc Anthony And J. Lo Might Tour Together

Following what we predict to be a disappointing run for their movie “El Cantante”–people say it’s actually good, but we won’t buy into the hype (at least, not openly)–singer Marc Anthony says he and his wife J. Lo might combine forces for a cheesetastic tour you can’t wait to miss. The Latin pop star called out his better half for never touring as a musician, then laced the following excitement with equal parts woe-is-me sentiment and sadistic seniority:

I’ve toured all my life. This is where I can step in and say, ‘Oh, my God, this could be fun,’ and introduce her to that world.

We can almost hear him licking his chops at the possibility of having J. Lo on hand to watch groupies perform unspeakable acts on each other. For those groupies, we have one simple question. Who wants to pay 50 bucks to see a self-absorbed celebrity couple fawn over each other, then occasionally break out into song and dance?

Anthony, Lopez Mulling Collaborative Tour [Billboard]
Image [Rhapsody Online]
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