Is Penelope Cruz’s Little Sister Hotter Than Her?

In the midst of all this boring, political unrest, Lossip does not fail to stay the course by unearthing an important story to us all: Penelope Cruz’s little sister Monica may be way hotter than Penelope. Their comparison of Penelope to a mouse has garnered at least one critic on their comment board:

i thing (sic) thats (sic) a stupid comment. she (sic) and her sister are pratically twins…You shuld (wait for it…sic!) post your picture so we can (sic) what u look like. Talk about a complete HATER. U must have ur PHD

Seriously. Are you one of those ugly, bookish people, Lossip? Fortunately, we’re not and we do have to agree that Penelope resembles a small, woodland creature. But we’ve always thought of her as more of a bird than a mouse. Still is little sis really hotter than Penelope? A breakdown after the jump:

Exhibit A: The hair. Monica’s has more body. Which makes guys think of her actual body. +1 Monica

Exhibit B: Speaking of her body, Monica has more badunkadunk. +1 Monica

Exhibit C: Sometimes Monica’s hair and badunkadunk make her look frumpy. Also, sometimes she’s orange. -3 Monica

Exhibit D: Monica’s younger than Penelope +1 Monica
Exhibit E: They’re both 25 or over: -1 Monica, -1 Penelope

Exhibit F: Monica can sometimes resemble J-Lo -4 Monica. -1 Everybody Else

Total Score:

Penelope: -1 Monica: -4 Everybody Else: -1

Somehow no one really wins when these two are all we have to chose from.

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