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Is Penelope Cruz's Little Sister Hotter Than Her?

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Cindy Casares
20 Jul 2007 | 21:44
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mcruz.7.20.07.jpg In the midst of all this boring, political unrest, Lossip does not fail to stay the course by unearthing an important story to us all: Penelope Cruz’s little sister Monica may be way hotter than Penelope. Their comparison of Penelope to a mouse has garnered at least one critic on their comment board:
i thing (sic) thats (sic) a stupid comment. she (sic) and her sister are pratically twins...You shuld (wait for it...sic!) post your picture so we can (sic) what u look like. Talk about a complete HATER. U must have ur PHD
Seriously. Are you one of those ugly, bookish people, Lossip? Fortunately, we're not and we do have to agree that Penelope resembles a small, woodland creature. But we’ve always thought of her as more of a bird than a mouse. Still is little sis really hotter than Penelope? A breakdown after the jump: cruz.7.20.07.jpg Exhibit A: The hair. Monica’s has more body. Which makes guys think of her actual body. +1 Monica cruz.girls.7.20.07.jpg Exhibit B: Speaking of her body, Monica has more badunkadunk. +1 Monica frump.cruz.7.20.07.jpg Exhibit C: Sometimes Monica’s hair and badunkadunk make her look frumpy. Also, sometimes she’s orange. -3 Monica Exhibit D: Monica’s younger than Penelope +1 Monica Exhibit E: They’re both 25 or over: -1 Monica, -1 Penelope cruz.jlo.7.20.07.jpg Exhibit F: Monica can sometimes resemble J-Lo -4 Monica. -1 Everybody Else Total Score: Penelope: -1 Monica: -4 Everybody Else: -1 Cruz.lose.7.20.07.jpg Somehow no one really wins when these two are all we have to chose from. Penelope Cruz Has Some Competition [Lossip]

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  • LOL
  • CHISPAS
  • AY DIOS MIO
  • QUE CUTE
  • NERDO
  • NACO
  • CURSI
  • QUE COOL
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