Jessica Alba Definitely The Hottest Chick At Comic-Con

Apparently Jessica Alba “almost shows” her lady flower in the new Dane Cook flick, “Good Luck Chuck”–whatever that means. So says MTV, anyway. The fact that Dane Cook is in the movie explains why we’ve stayed far, far away from it. Not that Jessica’s any prize, unless you are the guy dressed as Optimus Prime at a comic book convention. Then she is the hottest chick you will never have sex with. As opposed to all the other women you will never have sex with:

It was co-star Jessica Alba and not Cook, however, who had 6,000-plus audience members salivating at Comic-Con. Asked by a costumed Optimus Prime what fans of the sexy actress would find most surprising about her, she replied, “I’m also a sexy man.”
Alba almost shows the world her full monty in a scene from the film in which she tries to initiate a romantic encounter with Cook while both lie in a bathtub.

Uhhh…there may be more to this scene than we thought.

Comic-Con: Dane Cook Brags, Jessica Alba Gives Optimus Prime A Sexy Surprise [MTV Movies Blog]