Jessica Alba Opens Mouth, the Sequel: She Wants [Genitalia] In Her Face

Previously, on ‘Jessica Alba Opens Mouth’…
Everyone’s favorite Latina who’s proud of her background one minute, then detached from it the next–that technique got us this gig, so we can’t hate–pissed off Latino media by distancing herself from her somewhat Mexican roots. In today’s installment, the overexposed actress poses a question that’s plagued readers since the dawn of Maxim in Europe:

Men’s magazines have nipples, so why don’t women have a magazine where men show their [genitalia]?

There’s Playgirl but not a fashion magazine like Elle.

Airbrushed cocks no doubt dancing in her head, Alba presses on to tell the U.K.’s GQ that she won’t go nude in any of her movies. A credible vow, indeed, coming from a pin-up who’s one nipple slip away from flashing everyone at the countless photo shoots she does.

Pop Tarts: Jessica Alba Wants to See Boys in the Buff [FOX News]
Image [GQ UK via Egotastic]
Earlier, Jessica Alba Opens Mouth, Offends Latino Media