Movin’ On Up! The Sexy Timeline of Mirthala Salinas…

Over the matter of a week, you’ve fallen in love with the seductive sway of Telemundo reporter turned politi-ho Mirthala Salinas. As a result, we’ve decided to offer you a chronology of the bedfellows she’s made by letting nothing get in the way between her and ‘the scoop’. (Interpret that however you want to.) First up, Alex Padilla:
•At the time of their ‘courtship’, Padilla was President of the L.A. City Council. Now, he’s a State Senator.
•Served as acting Mayor of Los Angeles on 9/11 and the days that followed. (Apparently, ‘acting’ isn’t good enough for Mirthala.)
•A San Fernando Valley native, Padilla holds a Mechanical Engineering degree from MIT.

Number two in the line-up, Fabian Núñez:
•While he and Mirthala dated, Núñez was a California State Assemblyman. Now, he’s Assembly Speaker. (Does her chocha hold the secret to getting ahead in politics, or what?)
•A long-time ally and confidant of Mayor Villaraigosa, probably in more ways than one. (The image of them high-fiving over Salinas, Eiffel Tower-style, makes us retch.)
•Was twice married to his wife and mother of their three children. The separation between these marriages is known as “Mirthala Time”.

And, without further ado, Antonio Villaraigosa–referred to these days as ‘Villafornicatorgosa’ and ‘Villasinvergüenza’ on occasion:
•Started his tryst with Salinas at least four months after being sworn in as L.A.’s first modern Latino mayor.
•Toñito is already the baby’s daddy to two young daughters born out of wedlock.
• “Villaraigosa’s first act as Mayor was requiring all city commissioners, his entire staff, and all city employees to sign an ethics pledge.” Talk about something coming back to haunt you…

Eerie coincidence–all three of the above men are Democrats. Next stop: the White House! (Does Obama stand a chance?)

Padilla / Núñez / Villaraigosa Info [Wikipedia / LA Times / LA Observed]
Salinas Image [Latinos 4 Movies]
Padilla Image [Government Bio]
Núñez Image [Government Bio]
Villaraigosa Image [MSNBC]