Paula Abdul Gets Dropped From The Bratz Movie. Where Is God When You Need Him? Darfur, Maybe?
23 July 2007, 9:45 AM. By Cindy Casares
Poor Paula Abdul. She works so hard (sniffle) and she gets so screwed over (snot, snot) and it’s just not fair (gasp)! She was supposed to choreograph, design the clothing and design the dolls for the new Bratz movie (Ed note: She totally looks like one!) and now she’s been canned. She gets treated so badly!!!! It’s as if she’s just a fucking victim for the world to shit on!!! Seriously, people don’t know how hard it is to be famous for nothing and then not get every C grade movie deal you want. It’s like enduring genocide or some shit. Jesus.
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This bitch might end up pulling an Anna Nicole before you know it. Even her assistants laugh at her (not with her).
Paula was better when she was choreographing (read: behind the scenes) In Living Color and Janet Jackson videos. Everything else she’s done has slowly degraded from there.
And as everybody knows, God works for Mattel. Don’t fuck with Barbie.
J.Lo power-play?
As if wrangling El cantante for her & her husband to star in weren’t enough….
NOW Everyone can see why I had to slap that bitch and run!!