Perez Hilton To Be the Gay Barbara Walters (Minus A Decent Dye Job)

Phew! Turns out the rumor was wrong, and that network TV audiences will be spared from watching Perez Hilton host The View. Cable viewers, on the other hand, aren't so lucky: today's noontime announcement spread the news that Hilton--Jimmy Kimmel with tits, but saggier ones--will be hosting a series of one-hour specials on VH1. (The cable home for mindless entertainment, where celebrities go to get skewered!) Hollywood's queen bitch of the blogdome said he'll be the gay Barbara Walters from her 20/20 days, leading us to believe that the show will be heavy on the tears and soft lighting. All the more reason to tune out... Perez Hilton to have his own TV show [Watching the View] Image [Perez Hilton]