Ripped From ‘Page Six’: Penelope Panics And Alba Gets Cozy In Pink Taco

The New York Post’s receptacle for gossip brings us two stories featuring famous women who are a bit off these days. Spanish star Penelope Cruz reportedly delayed a flight from Newark to Barcelona for an hour and 40 minutes when she had a “panic attack” (i.e., realized she had forgotten to pack Shakira) and deplaned with her bags. Over on the west coast, Jessica Alba holed herself up in the bathroom and refused everyone else admittance for ten minutes at last Thursday’s opening of L.A. restaurant Pink Taco (editor’s note: Pink Taco? Ew. Standards, people.) We assume she was conducting a solo candlelit seance with those Mexican ancestors she’s so fond of.

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