Summering On The Couch: Guanabee Loves Chachi

Summer shows make you question what you’re doing with your life. Let’s talk about ‘em.

We don’t know about you, but we here at Guanabee are positively frothing at the thought of the new reality series Scott Baio is 45 and Single where Scott wrestles his slutty demons so he can learn to settle down with a nice girl. We know he’s not technically Latin, but didn’t the Italians start the whole Latin genre? Anyway, with a name like Chachi, we can make an exception. Several things fascinate us about this show:

1) After at least 30 years of being a pin-up boy in Hollywood, Scott Baio’s member must be shriveled like a gherkin.
2) Who is the poor sap that wants to settle down with said gherkin?
3) How do Chachi groupies still exist and what are these mysterious creatures?

And we’re not the only ones with questions. From the Scott Baio is 45 message boards:

Who is that girl in the commercials with the blond hair who says she got her first AIDS test because of Scott??? I know she’s an actress but can’t remember what she was in and it’s driving me bonkers! I know Chach (as Joanie called him) supposedly slept with all his costars, but I can’t place this one….please help so I can get some sleep.

We’d all like to get some sleep and it looks like no one needs it more than Scott. So you can bet we’ll be tuning in to find out the answers to these and other burning items (no pun).

Scott Baio is 45 and Single [VH1]