Summering On The Couch: Watching Our Super Sweet 15 Audrey Reyes
2 July 2007, 10:30 AM. By Cindy Casares
It’s summer and the TV shows suck. Let’s talk about ‘em.
Meet Audrey Reyes. The little, Cuban princess whose teeth we would slap out of her head if she were our daughter. (Oh–did we type that out loud?) Audrey’s crying in the picture because her mother gave her a $67,000 convertable Lexus before her party instead of after like Audrey wanted. When Audrey’s not choking on her snot, she does have an appreciative side. She totally feels so lucky to live in Miami because her hobbies include going tanning and going to the beach. Audrey had her quinceañera, or quince as Audrey and her mom call it, featured on My Super Sweet 16. Point of interest: Wikipedia says using the term “quince” for quinceañera began with the lower classes of Cuba. We, for one, are happy that MTV chose to show the world that not all Latin people are poor, ignorant burdens on society. Some of us are nouveau riche, ignorant burdens on society. All we want is for you to see we’re like everybody else, America.
The Audrey episode contains the usual extravagant party-planning scene, (Haute Couture themed), invitation list-writing scene, (“She’s ugly. Her gums show. She’s not invited.”) And our personal favorite feature: the male dancer audition scene. (“When I call your name, take your shirt off and dance for us.”) But what’s most remarkable to us is how such a nasty little girl is tolerated by everyone around her, presumably for her parent’s money. But they can’t be THAT generous. On the day of her court’s dress fittings, she tells one girl that she needs to lose some pounds and another to get some work done on her back fat. Of course this sends the poor thing off in tears to which Audrey replies, “I really don’t care.” In the words of one of Audrey’s best friends,
Chee’s always like mean to everybody, but today chee’s like puching the leemeet.
Obviously not, as no one dropped out of the party. Audrey’s Lexus meltdown scene is the best form of birth control we’ve ever found on TV and the local Latin band, Los Primeros, she idolizes take guido to a new level. Find the entire episode here. Oh and great news: MTV announced the Super Sweet 16 Movie is on the way.
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This is exactly what Fidel Castro wanted to extirpate when he expelled all the Marielitos from his island.
omg she a bitch but they make them act like that but anyways i found this bitches myspace i send her hatermail
that her myspace
myspace.com/audreyrealmyspace
wow i love her
i wish to have her msn to meet her
if someone get her e-mail could send to me at helder._03@hotmail.com ??
Shes a B***** .. People Like Her dont Deserve What they Have .. I Dont Know Whos The Worst ,, Her Parents or Her .. ill Smack Her Teeth Off . Miserable B**** , She Just Wanted The Car in Her Party , 2 make ppl Jelouse .. What a Miserable B****.. Idont Know How She Has Friends.. She DOesnt Deserve Any Friends..Poor of Her Mother , if i tell my mom All The Things She Said 2 Her ,i would Have Any Teeth ,, She Have 2 Respect Her .. Her Mother Gave Her The Chance 2 Life , Nd By Now She Doesnt Deserve It .. I fell Sorry 4 That Psycho b****
I would love to know more about her..
soo please add me on msn: Jovas_6@net.hr
Thanks!!:D
She´s really mean but she´s so fun to watch! haha
If my daughter ever acted like that, I would grab her greasy hair and rip it out while repeatedly bashing her face in with brass knuckles. If she didn’t get the message then, I’d set her on fire and throw her burning carcass off the tallest building in Miami.
I hate this dumb fuckin bitch. She needs to shut the fuck up and just be grateful for what she has. FUckin slut. i hope she fuckin gets into a car accident. id fuck this bitch up…dumb ass..Fuck….shes soo annoying…and on top of that the bitch is ugly as hell and needs to fix her god damn speech problem and her fuckin fat ass belly. Fuckin fat bitch. ugh im going to go throw up now