Tony, Jr. Getting His Mojito On

It seems Los Angeles mayor Antonio Villaraigosa isn’t the only one who can create a public scandal. Junior is in on the act today in this screen shot (click to enlarge) we found on Gawker. It's from a Facebook club for party-hungry incoming Princeton freshman. In case you’re old and near-sighted, his quote says:

I'm writing to inform you all that some of us in Southern California are so excited to party at Princeton that we already had a party. We had Bacardi, Bailey's Irish Cream and several Coronas while bonfiring on the beach. It was great until it got broken up by the po' and we almost got cited but the guy was pretty chill. We went and got good food afterward. Oh yah and we found out one of us makes good fakes too ;

So cute when they're still idealistic enough to itemize their booze. (We're at the point of hiding any evidence of the previous evening's indescretions in a fit of paranoia.) The fun continues, according to Gawker:

He also posted that if he were a drink, he'd be a mojito, "which sounds a lot like mijito, which is the Spanish word for 'my dear little son,' which indeed am [sic]." Er, probably not anymore, Jr.

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