• 5 Mexicans are collared after feds find 9,400 lbs. of pot in their Texas stash house. Still not enough to construct that weed van from “Up In Smoke”. [News Channel 5 KRGV]
• A man on the set of “Ugly Betty” slips and busts his head. No amount of dramedy stops the bleeding. [TMZ]
• A recent poll shows more Hispanics support Clinton and Obama than Mexican candidate Bill Richardson. Who knew that debate video would actually work? [Albuquerque Tribune]
• Colombian sexual predators are to be put on public display in Bogotá. Something tells us it won’t be a ticker tape parade in their honor. [Vivir Latino]
• An elderly man wearing nothing but a fanny pack compels a Vermont town to clamp down on its nudist-friendly ways. His ego goes unharmed. [Houston Chronicle]