• Wrong in the name of all that is holy: Picklesickles are coming. [Austin-American Statesman, Picklesickle MySpace]
• Penelope Cruz steals Bono, replaces him with Robin Williams. [Allie Is Wired]
• Christina Aguilera canceled some shows because she’s sick, or pregnant, or her unborn baby’s sick of her, or we’re sick of everyone being pregnant. One of those. [PopSugar]
• Immigration fees went up which should be really great for homeland security because we all know Arabs have no money. [New York Times]
• Some dudes from the BBC are attempting to cross America speaking only Spanish, and on their quaint little island, this is news. [BBC Mundo, in Spanish]
• Spain’s Iban Mayo joins the Tour de France, steroid “list of shame.” At last, Latinos are just like everybody else! [BBC]
• Speaking of Spain, we just discovered why some of their hostels are so crap. [Boing Boing]
• And speaking of shame, Wonkette says we all get Alberto Gonzales impeaches and cream today. As long as we don’t have to suck down any frozen pickles. Sheesh. [Wonkette]