• Twenty-six pages on why Alberto Gonzales shouldn’t resign written by, who else? Alberto Gonzales. [MSNBC]
• Hugo Chavez will kick your foreign ass out of Venezuela if you criticize him. Guess we should forget about hiring that Associate Editor from Caracas.[Fox]
• Manuel Noriega withstood 15 years of American prison, but even he doesn’t want to live in France. [NPR]
• A vote to keep the electoral system alive: The YouTube debates were last night. [Wonkette]
• They’ve figured out how to hack the iPhone, but like Alberto Gonzales, we will not admit defeat. Our iBoner remains. [NY Times]