Watchando: This Summer It’s All About White. You Don’t Say?

• The Today Show says white is the new black. We thought Mexicans were. [Today Show]
• Almodovar wants to work in English. Let’s hope it works out better than Antonio Banderas and Penelope Cruz. Cuz it’s three strikes and you’re out, Spain. [VivirLatino]
• The government doesn’t give a damn if you want a fence through your backyard, but you can weigh in on the design. Mmmkay, baby? [SouthTexasChisme]
• Just in time for summer: they found flesh-eating bacteria at Galveston Beach. [Austin-American Statesman]
• Beckmania backlash begins: “Ultimately, this fad will fade like so many fake Hollywood tans.” Don’t they know, fake never fades? [LAist]
• Now we know why Brazilians are so hot. They kill them at the airport before they can get old. [NY Post]
• America Ferrera was nominated for an Emmy. And we still have no idea why anyone likes that show. [Fox]
• Someone’s porking Paula Abdul. Just thought we’d ruin your breakfast/lunch. [NY Post]