Watchando: “We’re Free Like Scooter Libby!” Special 4th Of July Edition

• Latin alternative hot dog toppings. We bet if you Google those words, you’ll get a whole other thing. [Nueva York]
• Everyone’s at the beach and we hate them. [New York Magazine]
• What better time to buy American than when everything from China seems to be poisonous? [NPR]
• Deceased Beverly Sills goes from Acclaimed Soprano
to All-American Diva just in time for the holiday. That was easy! [New York Times]
• Plotless blockbuster with gratuitously violent robots will make gagillions of dollars in merchandising. What could be more American? [LAist]
• Hating immigrants is our national birthright [NY Times]
• Fox News says baseball is dead. Declares new national pastime to be Paris Hilton. Did we mention we’re going to Canada next week? [Fox News]
• Guess what? Fireworks cause environmental damage. Happy 4th of July everbody! [NY Times]