Alberto Gonzales Resigns, Lets Door Hit Him In The Ass.

CNN is reporting this morning that Senior White House Official & Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has finally gotten the hint from everyone in the entire world and turned in his resignation to President George Bush. Bush accepted and Gonzales’ departure will mark the last member of Bush’s “Texas posse” to leave the White House. CNN postulates that the move comes at this time so that the President can start the new fall season with a clean slate. Which would mean that this administration thinks they’re writing a really bad television show and makes the last eight years a lot more scary.

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