Good thing nobody’s ever organized a clusterfuck of B-list Latina celebrities’ skankiest snapshots online so that millions of hairy-palmed, free lad mag-reading idiots can vote on them in a mindless competition to see who makes them pitch a tent the fastest. Oh, wait— AskMen did, and has dubbed it (in a stroke of originality) “Latin Babe Tournament.” The digital pub rationalizes the stunt thusly:

While names like Shakira, Salma Hayek and Gisele are what come to mind when we think of Latin America’s finest exports, that doesn’t mean there aren’t a whole host of babes who keep things hot south of the border.

Someone better tell the Girls Gone Wild people that one of their ad men is freelancing. We’re proud to admit that of the 32 ‘competitors,’ we only recognized three. That’s probably two more than we should have, but we’ll live with that.

[Ed. Note: The only woman to come off as being remotely valued for something other than her tits is Oscar-nominated actress Catalina Sandino Moreno. Emphasis on ‘remotely.’]

Vote in the Latin Babe Tournament [Latin Gossip]