Cocaine-Fueled Animal Orgies

Readers shouldn’t expect much from Guanabee today, since we’re in the sloth-inspiring throes of ‘Lazy Day.’ The world over is celebrating this much-needed holiday as we write this, so what better way to follow suit than share the height of our laziness so far? Rather than dutifully scouring the news to then skewer it in magenta and white, we spent most of this morning in a three-way video chat about how nifty video chatting is. Then it degenerated into a pixellated dance sesh to the tune of “Fuck the Pain Away.” We’re not so sure Peaches and her groupies do a better job grooving in the above clip.

Celebrating Lazy Day [Boston Globe]