Does This Nicaraguan Look Gay To You?
A 22 year-old Nicaraguan man named Alvaro Orozco is hiding out in Toronto, claiming to be gay so that he can stay in Canada as a political refugee. (Man love is totally illegal in Nick-a-raggs.) However, the Canadian refugee board is not buying his claim. (How will they make him prove it???) The “board” consisted of one person who reviewed Orozco’s case via video conference and decided his gayness was not conclusive. According to the “board” anyone claiming refugee status based on a religious or political belief needs to show documentation of their affiliation with said group. Likewise, Orozco needs to, for instance, show pictures of himself at a gay pride parade or perhaps an online profile on Manhunt. Please. One look at that stylish truss around his neck and we need no further proof. Also, Alvaro, if you’re not gay, call us! Can we adopt a 22 year old?
Man Says Homosexuality Is Basis for Refugee Claim [NPR]
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He looks pretty gay to me, specially cause of his eyebrows and hair.
And its ridiculous they ask him for pictures on a Gay parade, HELLO!, he was probably hiding the fact that he was gay in his home country.
Posted by Gubatron | August 27, 2007
He’s totes gay. Look at the scarf: gays LOVES scarves. (What’s with that by the way: every season, every outfit a scarf.)
This has me asking how I would prove I was gay… Toughie.
Posted by Mark | August 27, 2007
other than actually having a picture of a cock in his mouth or singing along to High School Musical 1 y Dos (natch), it’s going to be a tough ride for this guy. however, he should have just said he’s a lesbian cause homeboy’s rocking the indie dyke look, hard.
and for the record, not all the gehs love the scarf, especially the ones in warmer climes. we like to be noticed for snarky senses of humor and our love for sparkly things.
Posted by el smrtmnky | August 27, 2007
this guy is the nicaraguan pee-wee herman (aka paul reubens)…. and i agree with el smrty! he looks like a park slope lesbo at a tegan and sara concert.
Posted by silly lux | August 27, 2007
As it was not enough with having to come out in the open now them Canadians are asking for proof… what is it with them? are they going to start counting the muscles of our sphincters?? LOL Look at her she is a big girllllllllllll no need for picture proof….
Posted by jimmylam | August 28, 2007